1. Weird things you do when you're alone.
I do quite a number of weird things when I'm alone, or feel like no one is looking. I dance in front of the mirror...in just my underwear. I sing and record it on my phone (voice notes) in the bathroom. I kind of talk to myself, sometimes. I use my hair as a moustache. I watch porn. But I don't masturbate. I think masturbation is...awkward.
I think that's it.